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Teleport-A-Potty
Season 1, Episode 5
Air date August 1, 2011
Written by Audie Harrison
Directed by Chris Reccardi
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Teleport-A-Potty is the fifth episode of Secret Mountain Fort Awesome on Cartoon Network. Template:TOC

Plot[]

After ordering a pizza that doesn't get delivered, Festro wants to go to a place where pizza grows on trees. Fortunately Gweelok invents a machine that will help the gang teleport to other dimensions. They go searching for a long time trying to find a dimension where pizza trees grow but there isn't anywhere that has that. Eventually they give up but get trapped in a certain dimension where monsters rule over humans. There they find the supreme overlord of the dimension Helmet Head. He imprisons them in jail for eternity to rot to death. Never the less, a team of human warriors come to rescue them from the prison their in and apparently seem to actually get along with monsters. They show them to the palace of Wizardom to tell them the story of how the whole thing started with monsters ruling over humans and about who Helmet Head was and what his business was. Gweelok informs Festro that in order to escape that dimension they need the toilet. They agree to help the humans get back their toilet and go out to battle against Helmet Head's men. A big Red Dinosaur eats Festro mid-way through Festro's empowering speech, so the Disgustoids start the battle. Meanwhile, the red dinosaur approaches Helmet Head, only to be ripped in half by Festro who escaped from his stomach. Festro and Helmet Head duke it out verbally until Helmet Head reveals that the "helmet" on his head was actually a giant oven that cooked pizzas that were growing on his head. Festro was elated and dived right into the giant pizza tree. Once all of Helmet Head's men were slayed, Fart, Slog, Dingle, and Gweelok heard a scream coming from the toilet castle. Fart flies them over there to find the toilet the humans were looking for. Gweelok immediately gets to work hotwiring it. Slog points out that the humans were ready to use their long stolen toilet. They quickly jump in ready to go back to their own dimension when suddenly their hear Festro call out to them. When they see him, Festro is really fat. He explains to them that he found the pizza tree he was looking for, but he unfortunately didn't save them any slices. After crying about how he doesn't deserve to go back with them, the disgustoids work together to make sure Festro travels back to their own dimension with them. They all make it back safely to their own dimension. The episode ends with Festro stating that he never wants to see another pizza ever again. Then it shows that Festro is actually in a giant box of pizza that looks like Secret Mountain Fort Awesome and it closes on them.

Trivia[]

  • Teleport-A-Potty was the episode that was aired as a sneak-peek as to what Secret Mountain Fort Awesome would be like, which may mislead people to thinking that it is the first episode.
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